Anatomy of a True Friend

Eyes:Will always see you for the way you really are, your true self.

Ears:Will always have them open to listen.

Mouth:To always tell you the truth and give opinion, tell you when you mess up or do something good.

Shoulders:Will offer when you need one to cry on and will be your strength when you find it hard to carry yourself. Will always let you lean on them.

Heart:To love you for who you are and not judge. Will always have a place there for you.

Hands:To hold yours when you need a little guidance, to lend when you need help, and to help you up when you may fall.

Arms:Will always make you feel comfortable in them and to offer hugs when you need one. Will try to warm when you are cold.

Feet:To walk with you throughout your life and be the best friend they can be.

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of
u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including
$weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

The next day, you received this letter of reply:

Oh my dear:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the India may go into aNOther recession. After the elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly, Manager

ALL ABOUT MONEY(Why It Can Frustrate You, and Cause You Grief!)

MONEY
It can buy a HOUSE, but not a HOME.
It can buy you a BED, but not SLEEP.
It can buy you a CLOCK, but not TIME.
It can buy you a BOOK, but not KNOWLEDGE.
It can buy you a POSITION, but not RESPECT.
It can buy you MEDICINE, but not HEALTH.
It can buy you SEX, but not LOVE.
So you see money isn't everything.

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned

your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

LOVE, HA!

If you love something, Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours....

THE PESSIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:

If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, ask her why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.

THE PATIENT VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...* If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat *

THE LAWYER'S VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free...Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the secondamendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::If you love somebody,Set her free...If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is highIf she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:If you love somebodydon't ever set her free.

THE MBA VERSION:If you love somebodyset her free...instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:If you love somebodyset her free...If she comes back,her super ego is dominantIf she doesn't come,back her id is supremeIf she doesn't go,she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:If you love somebodyset her free...If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION:If you love somebodySet her free...If she comes back, she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It is important to find a man who helps at home, who cooks fromtime to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who you can trust and who doesn'tlie to you.

4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and who likesto be with you.

5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other