LOVE, HA!

If you love something, Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours....

THE PESSIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION:

If you love somebody,Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:

If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, ask her why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.

THE PATIENT VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free ...* If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat *

THE LAWYER'S VERSION:If you love somebody,Set her free...Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the secondamendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::If you love somebody,Set her free...If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is highIf she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:If you love somebodydon't ever set her free.

THE MBA VERSION:If you love somebodyset her free...instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:If you love somebodyset her free...If she comes back,her super ego is dominantIf she doesn't come,back her id is supremeIf she doesn't go,she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:If you love somebodyset her free...If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION:If you love somebodySet her free...If she comes back, she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets